Quit trying so hard girls, it's dark enough in Decibel that some lonely drunk DB will take you home at the end of the night. You don't need to pretend to be able to do the "I'm sexy" pout to try to land a guy there, desperation oozes out of that place and you still can't get "the look" right anyway.
I am going to hell, unless you count pointing out the flaws of people who lack mirrors and friends as a charitable act.
If you would like to submit anyone to my mockery, please send pictures (jpeg only) to mockwaukee@gmail.com.
And may God have mercy on your soul.
P.S. I don't promise to put it up... But it's possible!
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Quit trying so hard girls, it's dark enough in Decibel that some lonely drunk DB will take you home at the end of the night. You don't need to pretend to be able to do the "I'm sexy" pout to try to land a guy there, desperation oozes out of that place and you still can't get "the look" right anyway.
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