Wednesday, December 16, 2009

"What can I do? I have a big ass!"

"Yes, I make sure the party BANGS."



Have your ass removed and sewn on to your chest! WHOA!

This is going to change lives!

I REALLY hope that the hair and glasses on the guy on the right are the result of a lost bet!

My fingers are crossed.

Will someone please explain what is going on here?

Maybe I don't actually want to know.

Remember when we were kids, and they had that thing in the newspaper where you'd count the mistakes in an illustration?

Let's play the same game here, but this time, let's count stereotypes. Who's in?

"Ok, ladies, just look natural."

(And have natural lips?)

I kinda get what you were going for here, but I think you missed the mark.

This person can't really exist. He must be an actor!


I think I am going to start using this pose to get laid. Who could resist this?

But I gotta pee REALLY BAD!

Your turn...

Let's see what ya got, Milwaukee. Caption this!


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I love the comparison, but personally, I feel that this mock-ee more closely resembles a Cotton Top Tamarin....

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

WHOAH! Why didn't anyone tell me Denzel was on Milwaukee Street?

Who let Hagrid out of Hogwarts?

and into a place that is called "Raytown Roadhouse" in Racine?! This must be a scary, scary place. I kinda want to take a field trip for people-watching alone.


No, I sincerely mean it. WTF?!?

I see London....

"Lady in reeeeeeddddddddd...."

If these guys are approximating their girth, I am confused about the middle man's anatomy.

Hold on, let me turn so you can see my good side!