Friday, May 28, 2010

"Hold on a second, man! I haven't even unzipped my fly yet!"

Message to the public from Starbar patrons: WE HAVE FINGERS!

There once was a time when I had never seen this picture.

Can we go back to that time?

It's ok, bro. I'm sure plenty of dudes have to hide their boners during Herbal Essence commercials.

"Reserved... For whoever walks up next!"

The phrase is "SLEEP with one eye open!"

See? No Adam's Apple!