Monday, January 25, 2010

"No, I will not make out with you!"

Straight jacket?

Nothing sells in a "fashion show" quite like completely removing the item being promoted!

"Maybe if I awkwardly point at my teeth, no one will notice that I have a poodle chillin on top of my head!"

Sorry, hun. No dice.


I wish someone would have told me that Wednesday Addams was going to loosen those braids and do some performance art on NYE at Wherehouse!

This is quite possibly the most awkward thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life.

Your turn!

Caption this, suckas!

Are we sure this wasn't NYE 1989? - Why?!

You have changed your site structure so that it is going to be A HUGE pain in my ass to use your wealth of photos!

I can still do it, but it is going to take so much more time!

This hurts my heart.

Readers, please let them know!

With all the love in my warm & fuzzy heart,


Indicators of Being Classy Trashy:

1. Mild-calf fishnets. WTF?
2. Visible underwear.

Apparently 7 minute abs was still too long, so now we're going with 2+1 minute abs!

Harland Williams -

I think you accidentally left your pants/skirt/shorts in coat check.

Mommy, I'm confused!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Holy crap, is that Amanda Lepore?!


Ok, who groped you, a small child? Inappropriate.

Aww, how sweet! She is kissing the air next to his face!

Either that, or the dude didn't get the "Make a duck face" memo....

Raise your hand, raise your hand... if you're sure!

Is the girl in front possessed, or perhaps a robot?

Not pictured: Fire Hydrant

Cloudy With a Chance of Douchebaggery at Starbar?