i wanna meet the square-biz socially inept sexually frustrated window watching boring ass f*cker who labeled labeled me a DOUCHE!
i get what you're saying, better yet screaming. i say it a lot as well. "how is it that this IDIOT with an umbrella INDOORS get to be in a picture with a HOT BLONDE?! why would she even be PHOTOGRAPHED with him?!" i will tell you why, but 1st let's look at how i knew what you were thinking.....
when you actually interact with women OTHER than than your mom, you learn how to read between the lines. you're the guy who wishes he could be THERE with THOSE people. you can...just turn off the hate and MEET people. so wether you're the "dive bar type" or "lonely at home hiding behind your computer" type, its okay. i was a nobody to the cool people too (looooong time ago), but cool is what YOU make it....remember that.
what you see here is two REAL FRIENDS having fun...no douche, FUN. and fyi, somebody gave us the umbrella and i had just come from the "dive bar" that iiiii frequent. that's right, i swim in BOTH social ponds and i'm VERY welcome in both. but here's an oxymoron for you.....that umbrella could be used for your hate as well. "how you gonna diss me and you don't even know me..."-Eazy E
lol @ JB! my momma said if you don't have nice things to say about other people then shut your damn mouth :) I wish I did think to create an awesome website such as this, lol
Wow, Meech, take it easy, and PLEASE, do not put words in my mouth!
I am definitely not wondering why you are out with a hot chick.
I just think it's funny that you're in a bar with a giant golf umbrella.
P.S. I could be male. I could be female, I could be both. And no, not like Lady Gaga... There could be more than one of us... And it's also possible that the person who posted this HAS had a drink with you at "one of your ponds." Ever considered that?
I am going to hell, unless you count pointing out the flaws of people who lack mirrors and friends as a charitable act.
If you would like to submit anyone to my mockery, please send pictures (jpeg only) to mockwaukee@gmail.com.
And may God have mercy on your soul.
P.S. I don't promise to put it up... But it's possible!
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i wanna meet the square-biz socially inept sexually frustrated window watching boring ass f*cker who labeled labeled me a DOUCHE!
i get what you're saying, better yet screaming. i say it a lot as well. "how is it that this IDIOT with an umbrella INDOORS get to be in a picture with a HOT BLONDE?! why would she even be PHOTOGRAPHED with him?!" i will tell you why, but 1st let's look at how i knew what you were thinking.....
when you actually interact with women OTHER than
than your mom, you learn how to read between the lines. you're the guy who wishes he could be THERE with THOSE people. you can...just turn off the hate and MEET people. so wether you're the "dive bar type" or "lonely at home hiding behind your computer" type, its okay. i was a nobody to the cool people too (looooong time ago), but cool is what YOU make it....remember that.
what you see here is two REAL FRIENDS having fun...no douche, FUN. and fyi, somebody gave us the umbrella and i had just come from the "dive bar" that iiiii frequent. that's right, i swim in BOTH social ponds and i'm VERY welcome in both. but here's an oxymoron for you.....that umbrella could be used for your hate as well.
"how you gonna diss me and you don't even know me..."-Eazy E
Meech don't worry i still love you! Btw, its a chick who does this site!
lmmfao!!!! Meech.....This is what u call karma. Good I really hope u learn a lesson from this.
Meechie Meech! No worries kid! If you're not getting hated on then you're doing it wrong :)
Much love
Thizgirl
oh i'm laughing about it now! odd thing is, she'd probably have fun doing happy hour with thaMeech. later peeps, and thanks!
I know her, that's THIZ!!! :)
lol @ JB! my momma said if you don't have nice things to say about other people then shut your damn mouth :) I wish I did think to create an awesome website such as this, lol
Wow, Meech, take it easy, and PLEASE, do not put words in my mouth!
I am definitely not wondering why you are out with a hot chick.
I just think it's funny that you're in a bar with a giant golf umbrella.
P.S. I could be male. I could be female, I could be both. And no, not like Lady Gaga... There could be more than one of us... And it's also possible that the person who posted this HAS had a drink with you at "one of your ponds." Ever considered that?
Chill out!
say what you want, this picture is still hilarious and deserves to be laughed at. and hunny... check yourself. you're not as hot as you think you are.
props, mockwaukee.
dudes outfit deserves to be mocked
as for that girl...I saw her in a porno once. True story. ;)
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