Wednesday, December 16, 2009

"What can I do? I have a big ass!"

"Yes, I make sure the party BANGS."



Have your ass removed and sewn on to your chest! WHOA!

This is going to change lives!

I REALLY hope that the hair and glasses on the guy on the right are the result of a lost bet!

My fingers are crossed.

Will someone please explain what is going on here?

Maybe I don't actually want to know.

Remember when we were kids, and they had that thing in the newspaper where you'd count the mistakes in an illustration?

Let's play the same game here, but this time, let's count stereotypes. Who's in?

"Ok, ladies, just look natural."

(And have natural lips?)

I kinda get what you were going for here, but I think you missed the mark.

This person can't really exist. He must be an actor!


I think I am going to start using this pose to get laid. Who could resist this?

But I gotta pee REALLY BAD!

Your turn...

Let's see what ya got, Milwaukee. Caption this!


The following image was sent to me by a reader...

accompanied by this image:

and the message "Have at it."

I love the comparison, but personally, I feel that this mock-ee more closely resembles a Cotton Top Tamarin....

Images 1 & 2: Submitted by reader.
Image 3:

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

WHOAH! Why didn't anyone tell me Denzel was on Milwaukee Street?

Who let Hagrid out of Hogwarts?

and into a place that is called "Raytown Roadhouse" in Racine?! This must be a scary, scary place. I kinda want to take a field trip for people-watching alone.


No, I sincerely mean it. WTF?!?

I see London....

"Lady in reeeeeeddddddddd...."

If these guys are approximating their girth, I am confused about the middle man's anatomy.

Hold on, let me turn so you can see my good side!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Reader Submission! Keep them coming!

No, sweetheart, I'm sorry. You can't get drunk by licking the outside of the glass! It just won't work!
Piercing McGee sure seems pretty cuddly....
THANK YOU for the submission! Please keep sending them to!

Who ya gonna call?

Egon Spengler, is that you? I barely recognized you without your glasses!

Not that another inch of that awful fabric should even exist, but if you're going to wear a shirt as a dress, it should be a little longer, thanks.

Or maybe try pants? Cover up that bruise perhaps?

Hey, Mom Jeans... Think you could lend some of your pants to the girl on the left? She seems to have forgotten hers.

Hey, guy in the middle, not sure if you're aware, but there seems to be a little bit of shirt peaking out from under your foil fake gold chains.

Or is that a suit of armor?

Asian Dominoes?

Monday, November 23, 2009

Apparently this album needed some eye candy?

We've seen Rock, Paper, Scissors, and the Gang of Rogue Hairdressers... What the hell is happening on the left?

If he's saying "Cheers," he is clearly lying.

Why are you so sad?

Attn MKE: Contrary to their belief, Self-tanner is not a substitute for pants.

Wearing sunglasses in the club (even atop your head) SHOULD be the worst part of a picture....

Apparently, five's company, six is a crowd.

Someone has better things to do than be surrounded by smiling dudes.

Having fingers is so much fun!

Reader Submission!

It's our first reader submission that wasn't already on a nightlife website! Thank you for sending it!
Reader comment: "Tranny just got a whole new image, if you ask me!"

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Another Love Letter FROM Mockwaukee to You

Hey, y'all, hope you're not making too big of fools of yourselves out in public (that's a lie).

Anyway, been getting lots of comments on lots of posts recently. Keep it up! Very entertaining.

Thanks for all the kudos on this post, which seems to have eternal life. Thanks for the encouragement!

I appreciate all feedback, and especially love the range I get - from lowest of the low, saying that the site is not funny, or that I am hellbound because of it, from saying that the posts are sometimes funny, sometimes not funny, and sometimes in the middle (that is from someone very decisive, opinionated, and profound, obviously), to those that say I am hilarious, and call me an anonymous hero. Maybe I need a cape, you know, for when I am not living out the Clark Kent part of this hero thing.

Anyway, keep the reader submissions and feedback coming! I love them both! I STILL am waiting for a submission that is not from a nightlife website, though!

Don't forget, you can send submissions to ! I will keep your anonymity (unless you ask me not to!).

With nothing but love from your most or least favorite person in the world (or, maybe someone who is in between the most and least favorite),

Mockwaukee MKE

Holy Eyebrows! (Reader Submission!)

WOW!!!! That HAS to be a costume, right? I mean, please tell me it is. Like, if we wish really hard, can we pretend it is? He seems to have friends... None of them wanted to help that guy out?
Wait, I think the little guy in the bottom left corner of the second picture is actually mocking him in this picture! He has to be pointing at that unibrow!
Don't forget, you can submit to

Hey, Dudes, Do Somethin' With Those Hands! (Reader Submission!)

Her caption was "Dur Dur Dur!"
Don't forget, you can submit to

Whoa, Good Job/Thanks, Kryg!

I didn't notice that crazy slanty angle thing in the Info* Mag Launch Party @ Whiskey Bar album. YAY! I didn't even notice it was you, until I saw your name in the corner! How refreshing!
Love always,

Thumbs up, man. Seriously.

He assures you, he is having the time of his life.

Awww, shucks!

"Uhh, there are some girls over there who are doing something."