Tuesday, March 31, 2009


This is a riveting album.

I love that it does not even seem like the same exact picture repeated over and over!

Oh... wait....


Who wrote these lame ass captions?

Sorry, Ma'am.

Despite your efforts to wear their uniform, you are a little too young for the Red Hat Society.

And I don't think the old ladies would appreciate your scandalous behavior. They probably also would be a tad jealous of your body (nice!).
Yes, your friend (foe?) may be right. Hanging your head in shame is appropriate.

There was a mannequin at Suite!

"We built this city...."

Two questions.

1. Who stretched out Favio?
2. Was it the same evil villain who stole the girl on the left's pants?


Some things just should never be captured on film.

Who invited the walking doily?

Not pictured:

The waterski boat that is front of these gentlemen.

That is the only (legal/ not mean) explanation I have for them to look the way they do.

A true sign of friendship...

is when your friend cares more about awkwardly extending her arm for a fly pose than including you in the picutre.


Is it just me, or....

Is the douche on the left doing that magic trick where you pretend that part of your finger has been removed?

Monday, March 23, 2009

They Play Rock Paper Scissors at Decibel, too!

Look at the sassy expression on the man in the middle! I say it beats scissors for sure!

The pretty girl with the weird hair has no competition, here!

The guy on the left is confused. The guy on the right has been mocked on here before, and is apparently one of the members of the Gufs. Check out the chick with the urine-colored hair in the background on the right!



Do us a favor, ma'am, and never make that face again.

Oh no!

I'm sorry that someone told these ladies that the info magazine release party at Decibel was a lingerie party!
Good thing they still look pretty decent.

If you ever wondered what a dorky-looking dude looks like when he knows he's going to score tonight....

Look no further than the guy under the spread-eagle, two-fisting broad above.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Next time you're at Rain....

Go with "rock." You'll win. They always pick scissors!

One would think they would figure this out by no, after so many ties!
Have a good weekend! Please be foolish in front of the cameras for me!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I knew that when I saw "Texture Playboy Ball," that I had hit the jackpot.

This is by far the scariest thing I have seen in my life (or today).

The innuendo here makes my stomach churn. Yuck.

Please tell me two things.

1. When did it become sexy/cool to smash your bellies together?
2. Why didn't anyone send me the damn memo?

It's OK, Charlie Villanueva.

No one blames you for trying to escape, looking aghast.


Pose like this if you want a man to love you for your mind.

P.S. Is that a navy blue CROC I see in the bottom left corner? Wow.


Thanks, Milwaukee Scene!

This had to have been taken with me in mind. Thank you!

Hey, Awkwardly Tan People,

That's not how it works!


Those are the best shoes we could find for this ensemble?
I think only Timberland boots could be worse.

Got a little Captain in you?

Or were these models trained by horse trainers?

P.S. Note the strategically located stripper pole. Hmmm...


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

My eyes! My eyes!

Why, God, why?


It's a bird! It's a plane!

I wish this were a video.

She's gotta have moves!


Please tell me that the man on the left only looks like that because he is in the Witness Protection Program!

It's ok, honey...

We'd be scared, too.

In a land of make-believe...

These "young" "maidens" thought it would be fun to half-heartedly pretend to rip this stud's clothing off and fondle him.

Oh, to be 21 again...

On second thought. Eww. Glad I'm over it.

It's been a long time since we've had one of these!

An Inventive Option for Those Who Cannot Grow Facial Hair Treasure Maps!


Make this face if...

You want people to believe that you hate fun.

And in the "Rub What You Don't Have" Edition....

Treasure map?

Do you think this man's facial hair is a path to his piercings?


What is being pointed out here?

You must be a really talented DJ if you can spin from outside the booth!