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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

"This is just one of many areas on my face that my razor would like to reaquaint itself with."


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    I am going to hell, unless you count pointing out the flaws of people who lack mirrors and friends as a charitable act. If you would like to submit anyone to my mockery, please send pictures (jpeg only) to mockwaukee@gmail.com. And may God have mercy on your soul. P.S. I don't promise to put it up... But it's possible!
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