The colors! They hurt my eyes.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
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- Mockwaukee
- I am going to hell, unless you count pointing out the flaws of people who lack mirrors and friends as a charitable act. If you would like to submit anyone to my mockery, please send pictures (jpeg only) to mockwaukee@gmail.com. And may God have mercy on your soul. P.S. I don't promise to put it up... But it's possible!
4 comments:
Again, bravo!
Im glad to see you wasting your energy making fun of strangers all day! What snarky comment of negativity are you going to come up with NEXT??!?
This must be very exhausting for you! I promise to send in a picture of my favorite moment captured on film so you can crush it with your sardonic wit. Maybe my wedding day, or perhaps the first picture of my kid, or the last time Granny was with us for the BBQ - I betcha you could make fun of her blouse she purchased during the Ford Administration! In fact, let me help you with that one - ITS LIKE SHE TOOK A BLOTTER OF ACID AND BARFED IT! Lawlz!
Better yet, lets get a picture of you pig-fucking your father so I can humiliate you. Karma is KRAZY like that!
**CANT WAIT!**
(S)he wastes energy making fun of strangers so you can waste energy crying a river about it.
Hey, I got you something...
Why are you people visiting the site if you can't handle it? Don't take it so seriously!
Did that dude burn his forehead?
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