This little cutie woke up after a night (or several?) of binge drinking, to be surprised by this tattoo, which I am guessing she will be getting removed in a few years. Oops!
What are your suggestions? It's hard enough to keep this up with the minimal effort it takes...
I am definitely not interested in re-sizing all of the images I use, especially since the weird cropping only negatively effects a few posts. Is it really that big a deal to click on the image sometimes?
I did a google search to try to find if I could somehow re-format the page to fit the picture, so it would work from now on every time, but I am not that web-savvy, so I didn't come up with much.
to resize an image the easiest way use this coding: <*a href="URL of image your posting" height=# width=648>
take the star out when youre actually using the html, and play with the #s until it fits correctly. your other images seem to use 648 for the width but if need be, you could adjust that as well.
for the record, the tattoo says pen15. its nostolgic of like middle school when influencial preteens wanted to fit in and would join the pen15 club when the popular kids asked. the "new members" would have pen15 written on their hand to show they were a part of the club & would get yelled at by their parents/teachers for having penis written on their hand. i would know personally as my mom took away my pens in middle school and only let me write in colored pencils.
correcting someone else's homework in red color pencil while everyone else had cool ass metallic red gel pens sucked.
i was sober when i got this and tell my mother it means ;in god we trust; in arabic when she asked. :)
Hmm. Coding, you say? I am not as computer/internet savvy as I am "rip on people" savvy. I just click on the little picture icon and paste the link into the field.
How do I do what you said?
I remember the pen15 club! I can definitely see it now that you pointed out. I love what you told your mother - that's hilarious.
It was sweet, I am going to masturbate to your mock later.
http://www.funkychickens.com/main.asp
That teaches general html which might be of help to you. Eh who cares though really, its just a blog and if someone can't click to see the picture in its entirety they probably aren't competant enough to understand your humor.
I am going to hell, unless you count pointing out the flaws of people who lack mirrors and friends as a charitable act.
If you would like to submit anyone to my mockery, please send pictures (jpeg only) to mockwaukee@gmail.com.
And may God have mercy on your soul.
P.S. I don't promise to put it up... But it's possible!
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you gotta fix the image sizing or let one of us help you.
What are your suggestions? It's hard enough to keep this up with the minimal effort it takes...
I am definitely not interested in re-sizing all of the images I use, especially since the weird cropping only negatively effects a few posts. Is it really that big a deal to click on the image sometimes?
I did a google search to try to find if I could somehow re-format the page to fit the picture, so it would work from now on every time, but I am not that web-savvy, so I didn't come up with much.
I am open to suggestions....
-Mockwaukee
to resize an image the easiest way use this coding:
<*a href="URL of image your posting" height=# width=648>
take the star out when youre actually using the html, and play with the #s until it fits correctly. your other images seem to use 648 for the width but if need be, you could adjust that as well.
for the record, the tattoo says pen15. its nostolgic of like middle school when influencial preteens wanted to fit in and would join the pen15 club when the popular kids asked. the "new members" would have pen15 written on their hand to show they were a part of the club & would get yelled at by their parents/teachers for having penis written on their hand. i would know personally as my mom took away my pens in middle school and only let me write in colored pencils.
correcting someone else's homework in red color pencil while everyone else had cool ass metallic red gel pens sucked.
i was sober when i got this and tell my mother it means ;in god we trust; in arabic when she asked. :)
Hmm. Coding, you say? I am not as computer/internet savvy as I am "rip on people" savvy. I just click on the little picture icon and paste the link into the field.
How do I do what you said?
I remember the pen15 club! I can definitely see it now that you pointed out. I love what you told your mother - that's hilarious.
Thanks for helping, even though I mocked you!
It was sweet, I am going to masturbate to your mock later.
http://www.funkychickens.com/main.asp
That teaches general html which might be of help to you. Eh who cares though really, its just a blog and if someone can't click to see the picture in its entirety they probably aren't competant enough to understand your humor.
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