"I need four drinks. One for me, one for my hair, one for this guy next to me with the neck problem, and one for the guy saying "I gotta get the f*** out of here."
I am going to hell, unless you count pointing out the flaws of people who lack mirrors and friends as a charitable act.
If you would like to submit anyone to my mockery, please send pictures (jpeg only) to mockwaukee@gmail.com.
And may God have mercy on your soul.
P.S. I don't promise to put it up... But it's possible!
3 comments:
"Yes, ladies, my coat is made out of boa's."
''Lionel Richie would like four drinks, please. Two for me, two for her and none for the gay guy with her.''
"I need four drinks. One for me, one for my hair, one for this guy next to me with the neck problem, and one for the guy saying "I gotta get the f*** out of here."
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