"No, I will not make out with you!"

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Straight jacket?

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Nothing sells in a "fashion show" quite like completely removing the item being promoted!

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"Maybe if I awkwardly point at my teeth, no one will notice that I have a poodle chillin on top of my head!"

Sorry, hun. No dice.

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Jazzercize?

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I wish someone would have told me that Wednesday Addams was going to loosen those braids and do some performance art on NYE at Wherehouse!

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This is quite possibly the most awkward thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life.

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Your turn!

Caption this, suckas!

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Are we sure this wasn't NYE 1989?

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MilwaukeeNights.com - Why?!

You have changed your site structure so that it is going to be A HUGE pain in my ass to use your wealth of photos!

I can still do it, but it is going to take so much more time!

This hurts my heart.

Readers, please let them know!

With all the love in my warm & fuzzy heart,

Mockwaukee

Indicators of Being Classy Trashy:

1. Mild-calf fishnets. WTF?
2. Visible underwear.



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Apparently 7 minute abs was still too long, so now we're going with 2+1 minute abs!

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Harland Williams - www.wikimedia.org

I think you accidentally left your pants/skirt/shorts in coat check.

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Mommy, I'm confused!

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"And my mom made me wear this stupid pink sweater!"

:-(

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Is that a tshirt with a fake lace corset printed on just the front?

Wow. I'm surprised there isn't a fake push-up bra and cleavage to match!

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Is "three" the number of times that creepster on the left put his tongue in your mouth?

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I love when the comments basically write themselves.

Was that guy taking a dump?

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Same guy?

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I don't have Santa's authority, but something tells me these two are on the naughty list!

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So it took two tries to know that this was an awkward pose?

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This must be her poker face.

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Lady Gaga - www.list.co.uk

Wow, she looks like she is having a blast!

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It's 11pm on Wednesday: Do you know where your pants are?

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Is this that deleted scene from the exorcist where she walks up the stairs while doing a backbend?

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Holy crap, is that Amanda Lepore?!

Terrifying.

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www.makeup.com

Ok, who groped you, a small child? Inappropriate.

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Aww, how sweet! She is kissing the air next to his face!

Either that, or the dude didn't get the "Make a duck face" memo....

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Raise your hand, raise your hand... if you're sure!

Is the girl in front possessed, or perhaps a robot?

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Not pictured: Fire Hydrant

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Cloudy With a Chance of Douchebaggery at Starbar?

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