Goddammit, the icescapades were at Cans, and I missed it!? FML.

www.milwaukeenights.com

Coming Soon to an Engagement Announcement Near You!

Introducing the soon-to-be Mr. & Mrs. Romanhands Coppafeel!

www.milwaukeenights.com

"Don't worry, guys, I have been practicing my 'I am not having any fun, I hate you' face."

www.milwaukeenights.com

Is it really that surprising?

www.milwaukeenights.com

Since Remetees Prett Much Make Fun of Themselves...

I don't even have to mock a single picture from this album (although there is a funny one of a dude in his blazer trying to show us his belly button - go look!).

I was trying to hold back on mocking these poor girls.

Until I saw this one. Really? Nice facial expression. Or better, nice capture, photographer.

The whole album is pretty terrifying, as far as "Fashion Shows" go. Try shitshow.

(The clothes are horrific, it looks like there are only a couple models...)

www.themilwaukeescene.com

Alright, now STOP! Scissor time!

www.themilwaukeescene.com