Your purse may be too big if...

You can comfortably fit inside it. I like her style, though.

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"Hey, girls, I am doing a series for my coffee-table book. It's called 'Girls Awkwardly Kissing.' You in?"

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Is that pose serious? Exactly who would this flatter? It looks painful. Ouch.

And two Remetees?! Ryan Braun, eat your heart out?

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If she were performing at Apt 720, her outfit would be considered camouflage.

Elvis reincarnated?

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See this girl's stylist if you want to look like your head just caught fire.

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Coincidence?

I know I'm scared!

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Rather than a height requirement, I am pretty sure Texture has an ass circumference requirement.

If there is ever an unexpected eclipse, we know who to blame.

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