Awww...

A tender moment at Cush.




Seriously? What the hell?

Photo from www.milwaukeenights.com

Hmm...

Are these even humans?

Is this guy...

Trying to claw out in escape of the Havana Club?



He looks constipated.

Image credit: www.themilwaukeescene.com

I know, man.

I don't like it when people drink my drink, either, but I would be even more appalled if a mutant ever tried!



Quite the photo.

Thanks, www.themilwaukeescene.com, for going to the Havana Club (wherever that is - I don't care, though, because every picture in the album was an advertisement not to go there!).

Awww, cute! Baby douchebags!

Someday, these gents will get to order "Yaaaagabombs." (If you do not understand that reference, click here.)

Until then, I am sure they will occupy their time tediously sculpting their hair and shaping their eyebrows.



I am so glad that www.milwaukeenights.com went to SUGAR to capture all these lovely treats!

Maybe they let you in to SUGAR...

If you're 35 and wearing your 9-year old daughter's shirt.



Those poor seams!

(Photo: www.milwaukeenights.com)

If you're a pedophile...

Then this picture is for you.




These two are classy.

Wouldn't you think that milwaukeenights.com would need parental consent to put pictures of these children online? I hope I'm not in trouble.

IN POOR TASTE!

S.U.G.A.R. is a nightclub for teenagers.

The picture below was either taken from an album on www.milwaukeenights.com entitled "SUGAR - Dance cages are here!," a screen shot from an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, or it was taken from www.milwaukeenights.com that is going to INSPIRE an episode from SVU.





Really?

I feel dirty. I think I am going to go take a shower and wash with steel wool and bleach.

Scouting event?

What do you think the person on the right got his/her merit badge in?





It was certainly not fashion.

Thank you, Milwaukeenights.com, for capturing these two mutants on film.

I think that this girl...

has some sort of anti-gravity force field around her that only affects her hair...





And her breasts.

Whoa.

(Picture from Milwaukeenights.com)

Here's a friend...

I think he is going to tell her that White Shoes after Labor Day is a faux pas. Or a bad idea with leather pants. Don't you think?

Photo from: www.milwaukeenights.com

Oh no!

It's another case of no mirror, no friends!



Green v-neck wasn't nice enough to tell you that your bangs are eating your face?

Picture thanks to http://www.milwaukeenights.com/

Mutants!

"Two" is the number of times Elmer Fudd, here masturbates each hour.

Photo courtesy of Milwaukeenights.com.

For the love of God and all that is holy....

Give Lady Leopardprint a cheeseburger before she eats off her hand!





Image credit: www.themilwaukeescene.com

The no-pants dance....

The sign says that condoms are cheaper than a baby.




I guess an outfit without pants is cheaper than an outfit with pants.

Thanks, MkeScene.

Was the ghost of John Lennon at the MOCT 4-year anniversary?

I can think of no other reason why Yoko is looking skyward.

Thanks to Rafal at Milwaukee Scene for this gem!

How does this hairstyle still happen?

I really can't wrap my mind around how this still happens. Is it just a Wisconsin thing?

What hairstylist in his her or right mind cuts someone's hair into a mullet? Do they not worry that someone will ask how that heinosity came to be, in turn shattering their reputation? Sweet Jebus!




























I must quote the late Wesley Willis when I say "Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole." (Lyrics here.)

Thanks to themilwaukeescene.com for providing this eyecandy.