The only two girls in Notte have all these men thanking their lucky stars that they forgot to put on pants before they came out for the evening.

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What you see here is intense pride.

Pastel sweatervest mathematician wants all of Milwaukee to know that he figured out the square root of nine!

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Hey, ladies.

I like your natural-looking dye jobs. Your heads look like Easter eggs were dropped on them.

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I want to know what the photographer is saying to elicit these reactions.

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Either this girl survived a nuclear blast, or Kryg Photography needs to adjust the levels on his camera.

That is not normal.

The only place that skin color is natural is.....

Loompaland.

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I always wanted to be 1/2 of a cute couple in matching shirts that is clearly in love.

Just kidding.

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YES! Someone figured out how to beat scissors!

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