It's ok, bro. I'm sure plenty of dudes have to hide their boners during Herbal Essence commercials.

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If you pull her finger, does her hair further expand?

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The guy in the middle's hair is the modern day mullet.

Still business up top and a party in the back, but just not the same way as Billy Ray's. Sweet, dude.

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Do you think he uses the abacus on his head to count his ho's?

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So... Guys who have taken her home... Do you worry about your pillowcases?

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

Do you think the guy on the right knows that his head looks like that?!

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Don't feel bad, honey. I'd be pissed if birds nested on my head and a creeper was behind me, too.

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I think he is trying to figure out what color her hair is.

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"Maybe if I awkwardly point at my teeth, no one will notice that I have a poodle chillin on top of my head!"

Sorry, hun. No dice.

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"Yes, I make sure the party BANGS."

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Who ya gonna call?

Egon Spengler, is that you? I barely recognized you without your glasses!

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Someone should have told you this a couple weeks ago, but I think you have some leftover Halloween fake spider web stuff stuck to your lead.

Also, maybe you should ask your friend not to try to put her boobs on your chin, because that is probably awkward, and not a solution to your problem.

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Congratulations, girl on the right, with the urine-colored hair! You have perfected the "serial killer smile!"

Do you think it said "urine" on the box?

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I'm sure you can feel it, but someone put a mutilated skunk on your head.

Just thought you'd like to know.

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Aloha!

I don't think that this is what God had in mind when he invented the Hibiscus.

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Yep, STILL matches!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, It Still Matches.

Her bra strap that shouldn't be showing (or be that color!), her multi-colored shirt... Everything!


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Trend Alert: Dye Your Hair 40 Different Colors, and It Will Match EVERY Outfit! OMG!>!>!

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See this girl's stylist if you want to look like your head just caught fire.

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When I saw this guy, I ran... I ran so far away....

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