Someone should have told you this a couple weeks ago, but I think you have some leftover Halloween fake spider web stuff stuck to your lead.

Also, maybe you should ask your friend not to try to put her boobs on your chin, because that is probably awkward, and not a solution to your problem.

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Umm, is standing like this really necessary?

Ok, I am referring to the girl on the left.

This post would be at least 50% funnier if the second picture (which was actually first in the gallery) didn't totally disappear from the gallery in the middle of my posting! Excuse me!?

Someone's onto me!

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Two things:

1. Holy boobs.

2. Isn't the guy on the right the last Pope? I thought he died?

Good posture is important, but...

These straight-backed ladies might be taking it a smidge too far.

I wonder if they stand like that to make their breasts seemingly defy gravity? Nah, that could not possibly be it. Nevermind.

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The girl on the left here...

Has very pretty eyes?

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I know I am supposed to be mocking people, but...

These girls are CUTE!



I love their smiles, and they look like they're having a blast. Yeah, the lady on the left has anti-gravity boobs, but they look nice!

And this girl down here....




Is adorable! Looks like the guy's shirt ("Sorry girls, I only date models.") works!

Nicely done, Milwaukee Scene!

At the risk of being cliché...

Hey, if you bought 'em, flaunt 'em.



Wait, I think I mean "If you got 'em, flaunt 'em?"

Oh fuck it. I don't know.

Maybe I should've just written, "Hey, look at the sweet rack on that broad!"

Muchas gracias to http://www.milwaukeenights.com/ for lettin' us sneak a peak at those babies!

I think that this girl...

has some sort of anti-gravity force field around her that only affects her hair...





And her breasts.

Whoa.

(Picture from Milwaukeenights.com)