The phrase is "SLEEP with one eye open!"

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So did someone put a lemon in the right side of her mouth only?

Also, is he pointing at his own armpit?

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Ooh! I have an idea! I'll spray myself fluorescent orange and figure out a face I can make that makes me look idiotic...

then I'll make said face every time a camera is within ten yards! That should help me make more orange friends!

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"I'm here because these girls are fascinating conversationalists."

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The number of nostrils you can see up is....

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LOL!

Too funny for words!

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Thumbs up, man. Seriously.

He assures you, he is having the time of his life.

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Congratulations, girl on the right, with the urine-colored hair! You have perfected the "serial killer smile!"

Do you think it said "urine" on the box?

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If you have a "make a stupid face" fetish, this is for you!

Perhaps the girl on the right is trying very hard to resemble a blowup doll?

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Angry Face Girl is Back, and Still Not Happy!

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"Do I really have to wave a damn sparkler around to celebrate a bottle of Svedka?"

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"Don't worry, guys, I have been practicing my 'I am not having any fun, I hate you' face."

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Why be so terrified?

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Someone, please, give Popeye here some damn spinach!

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I don't really know what this man is going for.

Is he trying to look attractive? Is this his funny face?



Is he playing a cello that we can neither see nor hear?



Or was my mom right when she said that if you make funny faces, they will stay that way?

Poor guy.

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This makes me smile, too!

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P.S. Look at the dude on the right. HA!

Note to the mean police: His face made me think of a smiling Buddha, and that is where the comparison ends, thank you. I am neither saying he has the body of a god (Buddha or otherwise), that people should rub his belly for luck, or that people should worship him. Geez!

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Second image: www.dragon-gate.com

Third - Mockwaukee!

Oops! I guess Broham on the right didn't get the "Keep your eyes open and smile pretty" memo.

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This is actually somewhat impressive!

I've always wanted to be able to do that with my eyebrows.

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Wow!

I think that Decibel was giving free shots of Tequila away to people who could toss a ping pong ball into that mouth. It was kind of like the Grand Prize Game, or so I heard!

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You're going to have to click on this one...

Otherwise, you will miss the guy on the right!

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P.S. Peace, homey!