Orange girls need love, too.

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Ooh! I have an idea! I'll spray myself fluorescent orange and figure out a face I can make that makes me look idiotic...

then I'll make said face every time a camera is within ten yards! That should help me make more orange friends!

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Is being orange and radioactive a necessary part of the dress code here?

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Attn MKE: Contrary to their belief, Self-tanner is not a substitute for pants.

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Mermaids can't walk. How is she DOING that?!

Maybe it's by the same power that makes her and her friend's skin orange.

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If it is possible to get a disease from looking at a picture, we should all stop what we're doing and make doctor appointments.

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Is this that radioactive chick from a few posts ago?

Is puckerface another side effect from a-bombs?

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Either this girl survived a nuclear blast, or Kryg Photography needs to adjust the levels on his camera.

That is not normal.

The only place that skin color is natural is.....

Loompaland.

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Hey, Awkwardly Tan People,

That's not how it works!

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Note to the women of Milwaukee.

Shirts, and a pair of pants or a skirt aren't "accessories" so much as "necessities." You seem to have forgotten that.

P.S. Are those two strips of beef jerky hanging out of the bottom of those boyshorts?

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Ever lay in a tanning bed so long that your tongue swelled up?

Yeah, she did, too.

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