Showing posts with label hate mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hate mail. Show all posts

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Sorry, if there are spelling mistakes in this response, but the gerbil up my ass tickles!

Check these ladies out....

Now allow me to retort:

1. There is a difference between having tan or olive-toned skin from ethnicity and having radioactive looking orange skin from a bottle or tanning booth. No one is being fooled here, so please, I beg you, stop wasting your time.

2. Person who left the second comment, please ask a grownup to proof read your comments before you post them to make sure they make sense. Is a gerbil not an organism?

3. Whether that's your natural skin color (lol!) or not, let's not fail to notice the fact that this was a double insult. I mocked both your color AND the slutty length of your dresses!

Please, by all means, respond to that. I could use another laugh today!

xoxo,

Mockwaukee

New purpose of Mockwaukee:

Mockwaukee now exists to draw more attention to people and make them look hotter than they already are!

You're welcome.

xoxo,

Mockwaukee

Hey, look! Someone got insecure and threw a fit!

I just want to take this time to remind people that this site is for ENTERTAINMENT and FUN.

Take deep breaths, people!

If you're all about just going out and having fun and not caring what other people think, stop having a hissy if it gets caught on film and you end up on here!

Check it out!

Too bad he's gonna be on blast for a while on here now!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Are you going to throw a fit again because I put this up?


(For those of you who don't get the reference, be patient. Love letters coming soon!

www.themilwaukeescene.com

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Hate mail

As you may remember/be able to see from this post, Mockwaukee is no stranger to hate mail.
Well, it happened again!

I first thought that the first comment was going to be all, but then people somehow KEPT COMMENTING, so I decided to wait it out a bit and see if more comments would be made!

And they did, for a while.

To see them all in their original glory, click here.
Ok, time for my responses...
You'll see them after the bold "Mockwaukee:."
Laura Funk said...

HEYYYYYY whoever runs this site. must be the number one HATER in Milwaukee. especially when you put my fabulous friends on blast.

how about in the episode of "your parents must be really proud" <----- they must be really proud that your a hater that spends all their time making fun of ppl that are way cooler than yourself.

skeez ball.

Anonymous said...

I agree Laura! One of the girls in here is my friend as well. What is the big deal about people going out and having a good time? Did they do anything to you? No! They are just out having fun with friends. Maybe you are jealous because you don't have any friends or you weight 200lbs and have a low self esteem so you have to pick on others to make yourself feel better. Either way, get a life! Seriously. You are making yourself look like a fool. For the post "your parents must be really proud" I think her parents are really proud. Grad School is all I'm gonna say. Where are you in life? Posting pictures of strangers and hoping people write nasty comments by them. Grow up.

Mockwaukee: Yes, you are right. I weight 200lbs, and I spend ALL of my time on this site.

Anonymous said...

i think there is a difference between "people going out and having a good time" and humping each other and trying get attention at a bar. really, grad school? did she submitt skeez ball on her application?

Anonymous said...

hey guess what chick who runs this, YOURE A BITCH!!! :)

and YES my parents are proud, cunt.

Anonymous said...

AND NO ONE WAS HUMPING IN THIS PICTURE BITCH, WE WERE SITTING ON A STOOL AND IT FELL FROM BENEATH US. AND WE WERENT GETTING "ATTENTION", WE WERE WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS FOR A GOING AWAY PARTY, AND WE WERE WITH OUR BOYFRIENDS. DUMB BITCH.

Mockwaukee: Wow, you really got me. I am the one who should be ashamed. If the picture didn't show enough class, these comments made up for it.
Is Mockwaukee calling people names and using the foulest of language being a badass (but only on the internet?). Hmmm.... Think Mommy and Daddy would be proud of these comments you've left?

P.S. It's sooo fortunate that there just happened to be a photographer around when your stool collapsed. Bonus for Mockwaukee!

Anonymous said...

i am one of those boyfriends and it was HILARIOUS!!!!

Niki Marie said...

you know, someday you really will rot in hell like you said. you are already living in your own hell that you created for yourself because you are a worthless piece of shit. each and every one of these girls is out making something of themselves and striving every single day to be better. and they will be better than you. you will realize that someday and you are going to feel very sorry for yourself and regret all the horrible things you have done. someday you will have a horrible guilt on your shoulders and i hope that day comes sooner rather than later and no one will be there for you. please do go rot in hell.

Mockwaukee: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Talk about a flair for the dramatic! I would type more, but it is really hot in this hell I've created for myself.


Anonymous said...

You know, I personally think whoever is doing this website is hilarious. Whether or not they have no life or friends is irrelevant to me. I just like a good laugh and this certainly does it. I also would like to point out that I have gone home with a few of the girls on this site and that is only because I recognized them from mockwaukee and knew that they would be an easy score. Keep it going mockwaukee, my penis thanks you!

Mockwaukee: You're welcome!


Ok, that's that! I hope you are as entertained as I am! Still laughing about the one about my personal hell. Wow, here I thought I was just making an entertaining site, but I guess it was actually a personal hell. Shit! I hate it when that happens.

If you're not opposed to following a worthless piece of shit who "weights" 200lbs and is a friendless loser sans proud parents or direction in life, don't forget you can follow me on twitter, so you will get texts to your phone when Mockwaukee is updated!

Now, go out and take some embarrassing photos, so that I can intensify the guilt I will eventually wake up to.

Love always,

Mockwaukee

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

It was bound to happen!

I had gotten a minor amount of hatred, left as a comment on this post, but by no means did I think that that would be the end of my hate mail days. Given the amount of haterade I serve, I of course expect to offend people here and there. As I've always said, it is quite difficult to be both funny AND nice. My choice is pretty clear!

Before today, obviously, I have not had any reason to really bring attention to any hate mail, but this is too funny an opportunity to pass up. And, I want to make sure that the person who wrote it gets my response, as I am not sure as to whether he or she will take the time to go back to see whether I've responded to his or her anonymous comments.

So here are the comments, each followed by my retort. (By the way, isn't "retort" a funny word?)

Hateful comment part one, left on this entry:

Wow. You guys are SO MUCH better than all these people. Good for yous. I hate this site and the Blogger site you rode in on you are what VICE's Do/Don't is without the hipster/indie street cred. I cant wait catching one of you fuckers stinking up your mom's potpourri-scented lavatories after digesting all the hate and resentment you dish out. Fuck off.

My retort:

Wow indeed. I never said that I was perfect, nor do I claim to have any sort of credibility (or hipster/indie street cred, for that matter). I don't know what you are talking about with this VICE business, but if it is similar to my site and the blogger site that I rode in on (riding websites is how I get to and from work each day. It spices up my morning and evening commutes, and, even better, it is earth-friendly!), please send a link!

I "can't wait you catching" me stinking up my mom's bathroom, either. For the record, she is not really a potpourri kind of lady.

I am not a doctor or biologist or anatomist, but I am having a tough time understanding how I am both dishing out AND digesting hate, or anything else, for that matter. Shouldn't I be doing the dishing and you the digesting? And it seems as though you have indigestion (following your lovely analogy), so can I offer you some friendly advice?

If you don't like Mexican food, and it makes you sick (so much so that you feel the need to write a rude comment), maybe you should just save yourself the trouble and stop eating Mexican food!

This may be stretching the example, but I don't like to read racist propaganda, so I don't frequent the KKK website, nor do I send them hate mail, as I feel like that would simply fuel their fires.

In other words, if you don't like my site, don't go to it!

Also for the record, if I were in a nightclub drinking water from a snifter, I don't think I would be irate if someone made a lighthearted joke about it.

Hate mail part two, as posted on this entry:

Again, bravo!

Im glad to see you wasting your energy making fun of strangers all day! What snarky comment of negativity are you going to come up with NEXT??!?

This must be very exhausting for you! I promise to send in a picture of my favorite moment captured on film so you can crush it with your sardonic wit. Maybe my wedding day, or perhaps the first picture of my kid, or the last time Granny was with us for the BBQ - I betcha you could make fun of her blouse she purchased during the Ford Administration! In fact, let me help you with that one - ITS LIKE SHE TOOK A BLOTTER OF ACID AND BARFED IT! Lawlz!

Better yet, lets get a picture of you pig-fucking your father so I can humiliate you. Karma is KRAZY like that!

**CANT WAIT!**

My retort:

I'm glad that you're glad to see me wasting my energy making fun of strangers.

The only thing that is upsetting to me is that SOMEONE (i.e., you!) doesn't seem to understand his/her own statement. What Mockwaukee does is make FUN of people. Clearly, you are missing out on the fun!

Surely I am biased, but I do think that you are stretching things a little too far. Can you really compare pictures taken at bars and nightclubs to milestones in peoples' lives? That is a leap that I am not willing to make.

As I've said before, I mock people's choices, not things they can't control. For example, the picture that you commented this comment on has a beautiful girl in it. Gorgeous, that's clear. However, in my opinion, her dress is not cute. She chose to put on the dress.

No, I am not the fashion editor for Vogue magazine, but you coming to my site tells me that you give me credibility enough. You choosing to come to Mockwaukee is akin to you asking me for my opinion. As I wrote in my previous retort, if you don't like it, don't come back! I am pretty sure that no one is forcing you to look at anything on this site. If they are, call 911 or something.

And, like I said, I don't think that the precious moments of people's lives are being mocked here - just fun in the club. HOWEVER, if you want to check out someone's precious moments being mocked, let me suggest this site, which a friend sent to me. Hilarious!

If you do want to send pictures to get mocked, please just pop them right over to mockwaukee@gmail.com.

I really hope that you don't get your wish of finding a picture of me pig-fucking my father.

First of all, I think the CDC would be upset that my genitals were the leading cause of the spread of Swine Flu (H1N1) in Wisconsin. Ok, let's be honest... The United States (Sorry, but I am a bit of a whore!).

Secondly, I'm not a lawyer either, but I think that incest is illegal, and I don't want Daddy and I to get in trouble!

You're right, Karma is "Krazy," and so is your spelling of "crazy!"

I don't know whether to be jealous of you, because the biggest problem in your life is a silly website, or to be sad for you because a silly little website made you this angry, but I think I've about covered my points here.

Plus, my dad is coming over in fifteen minutes so we can have some fun in the bathroom, which sure won't smell like potpourri once we're done! Anyone from themilwaukeescene.com or milwaukeenights.com want to come and photograph it? It's time for Karma, baby!

Peace,

Mockwaukee