Wait.. Did you say you wanted your picture with douchebags?

Or without?

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Apparently a collar-less shirt and tie is a new part of the douchiform.

Bonus accessories: Duck-face girls!

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I get it! He's dressed as a DOUCHEBAG! VERY CONVINCING!

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Is that pose serious? Exactly who would this flatter? It looks painful. Ouch.

And two Remetees?! Ryan Braun, eat your heart out?

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Hahaha...

It has been a long time since I have seen douchebaggery taken to such an extreme.

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For some pictures, there are no words.

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In case you were wondering who is capturing Douchebaggery....

This guy is lettin' ya know.

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I think I've seen this picture before, somewhere else.

Oh yeah. It was here!



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Headline: New Street Gang "Striped Shirt Hustlas" Recruiting Bitchez at Notte

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Is it just me, or....

Is the douche on the left doing that magic trick where you pretend that part of your finger has been removed?

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Einstein in the heezy!

The guy on the right would like you to know exactly how many douchebags are pictured here.

YES! He can count!

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Awww, cute! Baby douchebags!

Someday, these gents will get to order "Yaaaagabombs." (If you do not understand that reference, click here.)

Until then, I am sure they will occupy their time tediously sculpting their hair and shaping their eyebrows.



I am so glad that www.milwaukeenights.com went to SUGAR to capture all these lovely treats!