One of my three wishes is that you never wear this again.

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My fingers are crossed that this girl was a week late on Halloween, but something tells me that is not the case.

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What's the chick on the right supposed to be?

And is she touching herself unside that suit?

Other two are quite hot.

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I get it! He's dressed as a DOUCHEBAG! VERY CONVINCING!

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I missed the dance recital. Shit.

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She's cute, but...

Is she wearing a lavender sports bra tucked into a high-waisted skirt? Or is that a common take on Julia Roberts' dress from Pretty Woman?

Oh well. At least the picture's in focus!

Here she is from the front.


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If you're going to wear one glove to a club, it better be white and sparkly, and you better be moonwalking.

It would also help if it were Halloween.

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Please!

Please tell me that the man on the left only looks like that because he is in the Witness Protection Program!

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Next time you go straight out from working at a Rennaissance Faire, keep a change of clothes in your car.

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Mean left hook!

I bet when Jimmy here stole Mr. Roper's (from Three's Company) shirt, he didn't expect him to come and knock him down for it!

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WOW!

If I am not mistaken, this picture was taken at judging on America's Next Top Model, where they have those ridiculous challenges... This challenge was "make a hot outfit using only what is found on your grandma's coffee table." The girl on the left got third place.

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The "Date Function" on my computer's clock tells me differently, but...

I'm mildly concerned that I spent 10.5 months in a coma, and am looking at a picture from a Halloween party. Which one is Ghetto Spice?

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The problem with theme parties/Halloween...

Is that it is difficult for one to distinguish who is going all out for a costume, and who just normally wears douchey attire.

Take, for example, these two hotties at the Euro Trash Ball at Warehouse, courtesy of Milwaukeenights.com

Are they normally that tacky, or did they take it to the next level for the party?