Wow, sir, that is an innovative way to divide your chin almost perfectly in half.

and a great pose to showcase it!

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An Inventive Option for Those Who Cannot Grow Facial Hair Treasure Maps!

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Treasure map?

Do you think this man's facial hair is a path to his piercings?

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Steel wool, anyone?

For your face? Nice work, old man on the right!

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Is anything in this picture real?

The eyebrows sure aren't. I'm betting the tans aren't, either. And get a load of the man on the right's meticulously groomed facial hair.... Jackpot!

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