It sure would be nice if someone could tell me what is so great about these outfits that they need to be in a fashion show.

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Excuse me, sir, but I think someone dropped a deuce and hung it on a chain around your neck.

Oh, wait. That's your necklace! Nvm.

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So what you're saying is that my hair adds 8 inches to my height? Bullshit!

Wow.

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Sorry, Ma'am.

Despite your efforts to wear their uniform, you are a little too young for the Red Hat Society.

And I don't think the old ladies would appreciate your scandalous behavior. They probably also would be a tad jealous of your body (nice!).

Yes, your friend (foe?) may be right. Hanging your head in shame is appropriate.

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Oh no!

It's another case of no mirror, no friends!



Green v-neck wasn't nice enough to tell you that your bangs are eating your face?

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