Showing posts with label cleavage or storage?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cleavage or storage?. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Ladies: The #1 way to attract men is to use your cleavage as a storage facility!


ESPECIALLY if you're looking for a man who has been wandering the earth, thinking, "I wish I had somewhere safe to store my cell phone when I'm out with my lady...."