I am not fond of this disturbing new trend of putting your money where your mouth is.

It's just a figure of speech, people. GROSS!

Now I can cross off "Figure out what the Stanky Leg is" off my to-do list!

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I don't think you can be the king of the world if your friend's finger is in your anus.

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If you've got it, flaunt it!

Or something like that.

Really, Milwaukee Scene?

How am I supposed to blog, now that I've gouged out my eyes?