Hey, Stud, how many drunk girls who can't keep their eyes open are in the picture with you?

He's so smart!

www.milwaukeenights.com

Overserved?

This could cost three money. Or it would, if three weren't closed.
www.themilwaukeescene.com

Talk about having seen better days!

Really Milwaukee Nights? That's just mean!

(You can substitue "hilarious," "pretty damn funny," or any other similar words or phrases for "mean," and that sentence remains true.)