Monday, January 25, 2010

"No, I will not make out with you!"


Posted by Mockwaukee at 11:11 AM 2 comments

Straight jacket?


Posted by Mockwaukee at 11:09 AM 0 comments
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Nothing sells in a "fashion show" quite like completely removing the item being promoted!


Posted by Mockwaukee at 11:07 AM 2 comments
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"Maybe if I awkwardly point at my teeth, no one will notice that I have a poodle chillin on top of my head!"


Sorry, hun. No dice.

www.themilwaukeescene.com
Posted by Mockwaukee at 11:01 AM 0 comments
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Jazzercize?


Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:56 AM 2 comments
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I wish someone would have told me that Wednesday Addams was going to loosen those braids and do some performance art on NYE at Wherehouse!


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This is quite possibly the most awkward thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life.


Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:51 AM 1 comments
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Your turn!


Caption this, suckas!
Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:50 AM 4 comments
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Are we sure this wasn't NYE 1989?


Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:49 AM 1 comments
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MilwaukeeNights.com - Why?!

You have changed your site structure so that it is going to be A HUGE pain in my ass to use your wealth of photos!

I can still do it, but it is going to take so much more time!

This hurts my heart.

Readers, please let them know!

With all the love in my warm & fuzzy heart,

Mockwaukee
Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:42 AM 0 comments

Indicators of Being Classy Trashy:


1. Mild-calf fishnets. WTF?
2. Visible underwear.



http://www.themilwaukeescene.com/
Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:39 AM 0 comments
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Apparently 7 minute abs was still too long, so now we're going with 2+1 minute abs!




Harland Williams - www.wikimedia.org
Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:36 AM 0 comments
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I think you accidentally left your pants/skirt/shorts in coat check.


Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:31 AM 0 comments
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Mommy, I'm confused!


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Thursday, January 21, 2010

"And my mom made me wear this stupid pink sweater!"


:-(
Posted by Mockwaukee at 9:59 AM 0 comments
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Is that a tshirt with a fake lace corset printed on just the front?


Wow. I'm surprised there isn't a fake push-up bra and cleavage to match!
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Is "three" the number of times that creepster on the left put his tongue in your mouth?


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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I love when the comments basically write themselves.














Was that guy taking a dump?



Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:10 AM 0 comments
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Same guy?


Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:08 AM 0 comments
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I don't have Santa's authority, but something tells me these two are on the naughty list!


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So it took two tries to know that this was an awkward pose?



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This must be her poker face.


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Wow, she looks like she is having a blast!


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It's 11pm on Wednesday: Do you know where your pants are?


Posted by Mockwaukee at 9:49 AM 0 comments
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Is this that deleted scene from the exorcist where she walks up the stairs while doing a backbend?


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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Holy crap, is that Amanda Lepore?!



Terrifying.
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Ok, who groped you, a small child? Inappropriate.


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Aww, how sweet! She is kissing the air next to his face!


Either that, or the dude didn't get the "Make a duck face" memo....
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Raise your hand, raise your hand... if you're sure!


Is the girl in front possessed, or perhaps a robot?
Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:04 AM 0 comments
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Not pictured: Fire Hydrant


Posted by Mockwaukee at 10:03 AM 0 comments
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Cloudy With a Chance of Douchebaggery at Starbar?


Posted by Mockwaukee at 9:44 AM 10 comments
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