Aww, cute little bromance.

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Do you think the reason that he looks terrified is because he's 45 years old and dancing with a girl at SUGAR?

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It's ten pm. Do you know where your pants are?

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Hey, look! Debbie Harry was at Decibel!

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Oh no! Did Walt Disney throw up on your arm!?

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I am truly sorry that your outfit got caught in the garbage disposal, but perhaps you shouldn't have still worn it.

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Act like a lady!

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The image below is rated NC-71.

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If you're color blind, try to make friends with at least one friend who is not.

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Sir, I am not sure if you're aware, but there seems to be a tree trunk growing out of your shoulder.

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What's up, Cock?

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When animals attack: Volume II

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Perhaps that collar belongs on whoever/whatever attacked your shirt.

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When I saw this guy, I ran... I ran so far away....

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I don't think you can be the king of the world if your friend's finger is in your anus.

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Dear Seville Media/Rafal,

Can we please put an end to this disturbing trend of taking pictures of gross ass tattoos?

Love,

Mockwaukee

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Mr. Clean has really taken "creepy" to a whole new level.

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Mr. Yuck is right!

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I don't know if I should be disgusted, disturbed, turned on, or concerned for this woman's health.

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I think this is the "I forgot to wear deodorant" face.

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So do we think this guy is afraid of her hair, or just afraid of girls in general?

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I thought mullets were supposed to be business up front and party in the back?

That is not business.

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The girls on the outside are sad that the girl in the middle is having more fun than them.

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Haven't seen a tender moment in a while....

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Holy shit. That is all.

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That tat is going to look pretty F'ing fantastic after a baby or two. Plus, your companion has a garbage can on her head.

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I hope Jazz Hands Smith here is doing the robot.

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I missed the dance recital. Shit.

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Is it Douchebag Hunting Season Yet? The guy on the right's antlers might look good on a wall.

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These ladies just might embody the term "Texture Tuff."

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Wow, Milrock. You made it. People are knocking your shit off!

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I see no reason for this. Really?

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Someone should tell this girl she's not in her bedroom, and if a cheetah rips your shirt up, it's time to retire it.

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It's ten pm. Do you know where your pants are?

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And in this episode of "your parents must be really proud...."

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If you're classy & you know it, raise your leg......

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Not All Cleavage Was Created Equal

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Apartment 720 is the perfect place to grow a baby.

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I can't even mock this. Too funny!

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Jesus Christ on the forearm? Check. Sausage race on the shin? Check?

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